space-oddity's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- potty talk you guys might not know this, but if you're a woman, and you're going to the ladies' public restroom to pee, there's about a 45% chance that there will be piss on the toilet. yeah, it's bad. especially when you have to sit to pee [like most women do, unless you're one of these women]. i know why it happens. the culprits are afraid of the germs that may dirty their ass if they actually sit on the seat, which is understandable, so, instead, they hover, and half of the time, they hover unsuccessfully. in turn, they just make the already dirty situation of a public toilet even dirtier. vicious circle. this annoys me to no end. even in toilets where an ample supply of toilet seat liners are available, the hoverers still hover, and they still miss the bowl. give me a fucking break, ladies. see, i don't hover. i know myself far too well to know that i'd probably be the one to miss and piss on the seat. also, the seat is there for a reason, and if you think sitting on that thing is going to give you more germs than touching the lock on the stall door, then you're crazy. the hand that wiped the ass touched that door. now, i don't eat with my ass, but i do eat with my hands. make sense? and there are times when i'm sitting in a stall, minding my business, well trying to mind my business, and i know the woman next to me is taking a crap. and what does she do? she finishes, and she leaves the restroom without giving any thought to washing her hands. yes, i know there is an argument out there, and it goes something like this: "i don't actually shit on my hands, so there's no need to wash them." bullshit. they don't wash their hands, and all their micro shit particles are spread throughout the office. oh, yeah, go ahead and pour yourself some coffee. yeah, use the public phones. filthmonger. these are probably the same woman that piss on the seat. i'm sorry. i know this is a very unnecessary and childish topic for a lot of you, but it's just something i've been thinking about lately. one would think one could expect more after a three day break from writing. so it goes. 3:21 am - 10.30.02 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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