space-oddity's Diaryland Diary

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hurrah for saturday nights

my mother just called from hawaii. she says that my aunties, her four sisters, have a request: i need to marry a wealthy man and plan to have our wedding on the island. they told her to tell me to think of the possibilities, all of those tropical flowers at my fingertips. they'd make for a beautiful wedding, and my husband will have lots of money, so flying his family in from the mainland would be no problem.

these woman are insane.

in other news, i'm completely dehydrated. diarrhea ain't no picnic. god, i'm sick. i had to close the store in this condition last night. it was horrible. between the stabbing pains in my lower torso and the obnoxious customers, i just felt like falling out. out onto the floor. fainting. passing out. goodbye. i mean, i was sweating and getting dizzy. my bowels were not playing this time.

this girl came into rent while she admittedly had no i.d., no rental card, no nothing. then she went on to ask to rent off of her parent's account. i went along with it; i humored her a little. i asked her what her name is.
"jessica," she said.
then i went on to tell her that there was a note applied to the account which specifically stated that jessica could not rent.
"so you're saying there's no way at all? my mother has said that i cannot rent?"
"yes."
"that stupid bitch! i fucking hate my mother!" and off she went out of the store.
vulgar. vulgar. damn. calm down, children.

later, a man walked into the store to return some tapes. he was drinking from a bottle of budweiser the entire time.

i <3 saturday night.

3:21 pm - 07.14.02

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