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big mouth

she never closes her mouth. her fat lips hang open all day, constantly taking breaths in and out. when she eats, she collects little crumbly bits all along the edges, making no bother to wipe them off until the very end. big mouth even comes equipped with shrieking, nervous laughter in thirty second intervals. it's a sloppy sort of laugh. if i were sitting any closer, i would be able to feel the little droplets of saliva that jump from the corners of her mouth and onto my skin. it truly is an unpleasant scene. i think that if it weren't for the horrible personality which accompanies these discouraging physical characteristics, i might actually reconsider the idea of filling her mouth with cement, but, no, she never shuts up. never shuts her mouth. it's unbelievable.. how much this girl gets under my skin.

but you can't lean over the conference room table and say things like hey, could shut up please? or your mouth hanging open like that is really bothering me. i can hear you breathing. you can't say that you're a real fucking bore, and you're completely stupid. oh, and i'd also appreciate it if you changed the way you laugh because it's driving me nuts. by the way, did i mention that nothing you said today was relevant to work? nope. can't say that either. a simple please go away forever would be enough for me, but i'm afraid all of that kind of talk is off limits in the work place.. and in real life, too.

i wish i could just get along with it and that i wouldn't be annoyed so easily. i'm dreaming, yeah.

3:15 pm - 08.14.02

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