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dork

i don't sign anyone's guestbook anymore because i am a self-centered loser. i am sorry. i really am reading your words on a daily basis, and besides, it doesn't matter if i comment or not. surely it doesn't help the situation 'cos i'm a dork. moving on. .
a dog was barking all last night. i couldn't sleep. i wanted to find the apartment with the dog. i wanted to sit outside of their door and bark until six in the morning. i've got a pretty mean bark. it's daytime now, and the dog is not barking anymore. figures. children of the night. .
i was thinking that my job would be a lot cooler if i worked with clothes for a younger generation. i get sick at the fact that our target audience is over 35, and let me say this, ladies, my precious babyboomer ladies, you've no fashion sense whatsoever. i'm sorry. i don't think tassels give loafers an updated look. and i know a fully elasticized waist is very comfortable and all, but when you tuck your blouse into that scrunchy waistband, i think you might as well wear a pair of velcro fasten roos, and while you're at it, why don't you get those massive black sunglasses that the old ladies down on cherokee wear while they're doing their exercise walking. easy spirit style. speaking of - i've got to go to work now.

12:59 pm - 09.14.02

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